The name is Elan and you got

me feelin

shredsandpatches:

bigmysteriousmoon:

bigmysteriousmoon:

i have greensleeves stuck in my head but, like, the horrible otamatone version

just in case anyones forgotten this absolute masterpiece

What I love most about this is that you start it and you go “eh, it’s not THAT funny, they just sound like crumhorns really.”

AND THEN THE THIRD ONE COMES IN.

mybloodkink:

*someone threatens me with a knife*
Me: joke’s on you, now I’m horny

blue-mood-blue:

I really like the idea of Taako (and elves in general) having really long ears that move independently. Taako gets startled by something and the ears are standing straight up - Magnus realizes this within a week of meeting the twins and tries to sneak up on them all the time because that’s hilarious and also kind of adorable? (The twins don’t put up with that for long, and their retaliation is expertly planned and executed.)

The crew is scoping out a new world, or the boys are on a mission for the Bureau, and it’s suspiciously quiet. They’re all trying to listen for the noise of a nearby enemy and one of Taako’s ears perks up, swivels, and then lowers again while the other perks up instead. He doesn’t even know he’s doing it. The ears keep trading places.

When he’s tired, the ears are droopy. Ren can tell when he’s losing steam at work by their slow descent; if he’s determined to stay awake, they’ll twitch up every so often but it’s a losing battle. When he’s upset - very sad or angry - his ears will be at their lowest, brushing his shoulders. On bad days, the ears don’t move much at all.

Kravitz is fascinated. He’ll play with Taako’s ears, bothering them into twitching in all directions until Taako finally has to swat his hand away because for fuck’s sake Kravitz you’re going to get a face full of this stew if you don’t stop that shit I’m trying to cook go bother Lup. Kravitz does not bother Lup because Lup has already put up with a century of Barry bothering her ears and that is about the limit of her patience.

They haven’t been dating for terribly long when Kravitz compares Taako to a bunny the first time after a few drinks. Then Kravitz won’t let it go, and Taako wants to be annoyed but it turns into a pet name. Taako has never been in a relationship that involved pet names before; he doesn’t know what to do. At that point in his life, he’s not used to someone liking him so much. He still puts up a token resistance but it’s hard to be annoyed when Kravitz sounds that… genuinely affectionate. If he thinks he’s calling Taako that in public or in front of anyone Taako knows, though, he can look forward to ordering take-out for a month.

mothgeist:

beetlebongos:

mothgeist:

whos this taako dude everyones fuckin talking about 

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oh shit its him. taako adventurezone.

garbagecat:

I’ve posted this before, but I will never be over it.

practice-room:

dailybandmemes:

tuba-twerk-team:

musicandmemes:

Just gonna throw this out there @trombonin @marchingmywaydowntown

I’m mostly mad that it sounds so good

Yas

AHH I LOVE THIS WHY ISN’T IT LONGER???

unclefather:
“ unclefather:
“perfect for a chilly night like this
” ”

unclefather:

unclefather:

perfect for a chilly night like this

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gogomrbrown:

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We really are a police state.

cheshirepuddin:

Pink’s speech after receiving the Video Vanguard Award at the 2017 VMAs x

thewinterotter:

kabukigirl1977:

thenatsdorf:

John Boyega surprises Star Wars fans. [full video]

This did my heart good

This is the only acceptable kind of prank all other less pure and less John Boyega-ful pranks can go home.

rhubabe:
“ c3tcn:
“ bonerfart:
“ fun fact: the producer for the Scooby-Doo movies is named Dick Suckle
”
he was born in 1969
”
dicksuckle69
”

rhubabe:

c3tcn:

bonerfart:

fun fact: the producer for the Scooby-Doo movies is named Dick Suckle

he was born in 1969

dicksuckle69

laysiaprincess:

mintzy:

dalishpariah:

we opened at 11 this morning. i watched an old man literally pry the fucking sliding doors open at 10:43 and stand there just staring into the empty store and my coworker & i were like sir. for the love of fuck

I worked in a restaurant for while and a woman climbed past an A board sign, ignored the sign on a the door saying the opening times and trotted on in.
When told we were not open she asked why the door was unlocked. My manager explained that it has to be unlocked when people are in the building to comply with fire regulations. Which lead to my favourite exchange with a customer:
Woman: But there are no people in here.
Manager: Madam. The staff count as people.
Woman: That’s ridiculous. *Storms out*

“The staff count as people” has me dead